You were for too long in Singapore if...
2. You join queues without knowing or caring what the queue is for.
3. You think it's okay to have only one meaningful choice on a ballot.
4. Most or all of these acronyms make sense to you: NUS; NTU; ERP; SDU; PAP; MRT; LKY; GCT; PRC; TIBS; SBS; SMS; JB; JBJ; AMK; AYE; PIE; ECP; ISD; ISA; 5 C's; CPF; CHIJMES; SPG; CWO.
5. You've lost your sense of irony, sarcasm, and cynicism.
6. You see nothing unusual about an organization of trade unions spending more time owning and operating supermarkets, parks, drugstores, amusement nightclubs, and financial services than planning the next strike.
7. You wear winter clothes indoors and summer clothes outdoors.
8. You're not confused by a street naming system that locates streets like Clementi Road, Clementi Street, Clementi Crescent, Clementi Lane, Clementi Drive, Clementi Way, and Clementi Avenues 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7 all within walking distance of each other.
9. You get irritated if you don't see a sign telling you how long your wait's going to be for a bus, a train, or the expressway to take you where you want to go. You think a bus is incomplete without a TV
10. "Crossing the country" means taking the MRT to the end of the line. When you cross the border into Malaysia, you automatically and deeply fear for your life and your wallet in that ‘abandoned’ country.








